JAIME NEVER WOULD HAVE DONE THAT WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

2 days ago16 notes

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hahaha i might have to get my tonsils taken out hahahHAHAH adults usually have a two week healing time hahaha next month is united way grant proposal month hahaaaaaaaaa my appointment isn’t until the 30th aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

2 weeks ago5 notes

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jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

2 weeks ago300,577 notesviasource

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Beyoncé + outfits 

khaleesiunchained:

monicalewinsky1996:

floatingpoop:

step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan

fact: most men cant accomplish either
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sappling:

how many “take me to the museum and make out with me” posts can y’all make like damn you’re horny and pretentious we get it

Anonymous asked:
have you heard the news about Alex Day? turns out you were right about that piece of shit all along.

fuckin called that shit

h aha ah teen wolf. what a shitty show. glad i got out early. jeff davis abiding that sterek cookies bullshit was a fucking warning ya’ll.

today was my birthday and it was probably the best I’ve ever had. I miss you so much though, tumblr :(